i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute
even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute
also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute
and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute
u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs
why am i crying
Remember when Yaya Toure said ‘Manchester is and always will be blue’?
Funniest shit ever.
Thats probably the color of money they threw at him
I wonder if he even knew that there were two clubs in Manchester until a few years ago.
the gays are ruining the sanctity of marraige